Amazingly, I never sang this song, not even in the raw footage.

Speaking of crying, we dropped Henry off at sleepaway camp yesterday. To clarify: the crying was not coming from h...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:28+08:00 I was convinced that I should try out the paleo/primal diet, which essentially recommends cutting out grains and sugars, and focusing on meat, fish, and vegetables. Oh, and not avoiding saturated fats because the whole idea that saturated fats are the devil is simply untrue. If you're interested...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:27+08:00 Full disclosure: I am being compensated (with money!) by BillMyParents for my involvement in this event. The BillMyParents MasterCard is a card you can give your teenager(s), which you can track and control right from your smart phone.

Are you goi...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:27+08:00 But either way, she would appear to tolerate my antics.Instead, she looked vaguely stricken, and said something noncommittal about not having considered that. I may have imagined the tension, but I don't think so. I am usually oblivious to tension that I've directly created, so for me to...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:26+08:00 2011-10-24T16:01:25+08:00 itchy. He mentioned that he had asked a counselor about his itchy head, and the counselor had looked at his head and saw the myriad bug bites and naturally assumed that the bites were troubling him. (Kid is festooned with bites. He is more bite than child. Their cabins were outdoors, a...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:24+08:00 We are now louse-free, as far as I know, and that's good enough for me. I will probably continue to comb Henry's hair for nits until he has children of his own, but I'm done worrying. You don't have to tell me how you thought your family was free of it and...]]> 2011-10-24T16:01:24+08:00 I can just tell that you're all dying to know how Apocalouse 2011 is coming along. And I am dying to tell you. The update is thus: having read the entire Internet in a matter of hours, I figured out that the best method was the ol' Pantene-conditioner-and-...]]>